Penny seems like a sexy badass girl…did she ever beat any of you wimpy pretty boys up?

Penny: These questions are stupid.
Dick: We have a mutual agreement.
Shawn: The mental abuse I've endured from each member of this band is far worse than any beating that Penny could dish up.

Any bands or people you hate worth mentioning?

Dick: The Tim Storm Band.
Jay: The Babies-the band and the people.
Shawn: Penny, Cody, and Jay…equally.

How did you get so good so fast?

Jay: Weed.
Dick: Jelging.
Shawn: I've always thought we've gotten worse as we go on!
Penny: Well, I was born good…great actually. The guys are lucky they get to be on stage with me, it makes 'em look better. And I think it makes 'em feel better inside…"Wow, we get to be on stage with Penny! She's so totally cool!"

How is the band relationship?

Penny: Well, I'm married to Mr. Swab. But, I know him and the others slap sacks. It was annoying at first. I was kinda jealous but I'm used to my husband's testicle breath. Besides, Shawn doesn't take that long…Dick is home by suppertime.

You have been around for a few years, how come the LP just came out?

Jay: Weed.
Shawn: Because the public didn't deserve it until now.

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